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When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for
Ned Stark: I’ll take your advice, friend I’ve never listened to before
Catelyn Stark: I never understood why anyone would murder a person. And then I got cheated on and I was like “oh, okay…I’m not going to do it, but I get it”
Jon Snow: Ah, none of us really know our fathers
Robb Stark: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time
Sansa Stark: I try to stay optimistic even though I’ll admit, things are getting pretty sticky
Arya Stark: Would you like me to kill that guy for you? Because I will totally kill that guy for you
Bran Stark: You know those days when you’re like “This might as well happen”.
Rickon Stark: No one cared about my opinion when I was a little kid. No one cared what I thought
Daenerys Targaryen: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood
Margaery Tyrell: Aw, I love how you’ll just wear anything
Cersei Lannister: Apparently I would get drunk and ruin parties
Jaime Lannister: My dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem.
Tyrion Lannister: Sometimes people ask “what do you think you’re doing”. But that just means stop. They didn’t actually want to know my thought process.
Sam Tarley: I’ve never been in a fight before, though maybe you could tell that from the first moment I walked in
Theon Greyjoy: To those watching me: I hear you. I also don’t want to be doing what I’m doing.
Tywin Lannister: One black coffee
Stannis Baratheon: Brush your teeth now BOOM! Orange juice. THAT’S LIFE.
Tommen Baratheon: My vibe is more “you could pour hot soup in my lap and I’d probably apologize to you”
Petyr Baelish: And I said “no”. You know, like a liar.
Ramsay Bolton: Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace
Is… is this just game of thrones characters all sorted into different John Mulaney punch lines??? 🤣🤣🤣